Why.

Why write a blog?

I'll tell you for why. Because I spend my days trying to stem the flow of words and rubbish that comes spewing from my cavernous mouth. People run, screaming, from my tirades. Not in a bad way, like I'm some kind of frightening beast. But in a bemused way, like they cannot believe for one second that a 30 year old who has somehow managed to father a child could talk such utter and unmitigated bollocks.

Still, that's what blogs are for - right?

I hereby promise to not talk about anything that makes any sense at all.

Bring on the trumpets.